I'll never let you go, Transformer meat snacks

It was sometime in college when I first became aware of Beast Wars Sausages. Being the 90's, I didn't have the useless ability to acquire snack food from around the world at the snap of my finger. I mean, the stuff I take for granted that I do with my phone was not even imaginable then. The most I could do then was wait for a geo cities page to load and hope the guy I sent a a money order to came through.

So of course now that getting amazing Beast Wars Sausages would be easy, they are no longer made. I'm pretty sure meat snack makers are latched onto something else.

In the world of Transformers, everyone has holy grail items. Mine are usually stupid.