Safety Tips From... Mel-Mac?

If you hear it once, you'll hear it a thousand times. Have an adult check your candy after trick or treating. This is very important, because there could be a needle in a slo poke or CBD edibles in your bag. Which is kinda impressive seeing how expensive they are at the Circle K. 

Locally produced spots like this are always special because you can hardly hear the narrator over the spooky sound tape. Admittedly I learned something, apparently Alf's home planet is a shoe store. Which explains everything.