Weekly Halloween: Dead Batteries

 

It's always a nightmare. You fire up the Gameboy only to find out the batteries are no longer among the living. Even worse, there's a nasty storm, the power goes out, and that flashlight next to the bed won't come on. You need good batteries and dammit, nothing says long lasting better than Dracula. He never dies! Those long lasting batteries can really come in handy on Halloween night. You might have a flashlight instead of a glowstick to safety avoid all those pitfalls in the sidewalk or broken beer bottles in that one families lawn (we all know which house, why do we even go there?). That same flashlight will end up on your mom's nightstand eventually. It's a good thing there's some good batteries in that thing to avoid a scary situation.